SCORPIO HOROSCOPE for APRIL 2025

SCORPIO/SCORPIO ASCENDANT

So lets talk about Neptune, switching signs right now:

As the most magical, creative and, lets face it, indulgent pleasure planet-you’ve kind of loved having Neptune in your 5th house of creative talent, play and life affirming good times, for the last 13 years.

I mean ideally you’ve been so tuned into your creative muse, revealing your most truly genius talent. Losing yourself in the creative process has been kind of blissful! Also a kind of enchantment surrounding whatever you’ve been on about, for a persuasive glamour in the world, showing off about it. And ok, even if you’ve been hitting the intoxication/recreational pleasures in life? At least it’s been fun??

I mean Saturn in your 5th, since early 2023 has presumably emphasised the benefits of discipline, to keep your shiny radiance life affirming…

Which is helpful, with Neptune into your practical 6th house as April begins-for the next 13 years. Especially joined by Saturn, from late May for the next 2 ½ years. It’s about to get real! Your 6th house is all about pragmatic, material reality-and the daily habits that manifest healthy wellbeing & effective work ethic, one way or the other. Where nebulous, slippery Neptune is not quite as comfortable. Is like trying to stuff your magical genie into a bottle, where he feels a tad suffocated-or maybe, with enough conscious intent, releasing your genius genie to magically manifest the life you’ve been dreaming about?

In other words, you are about to unleash your stunning, creative genius on the day job. Where success happens with beautiful synchronicity, just because you are so high frequency aligned with a meaningful sense of professional & creative purpose. And a properly holistic approach to your health regime. Your natural intuition so on point, about how profoundly your spiritual, emotional & physical wellbeing are inextricably linked. As such a wise, witchy type you are presumably already all over this. Whether an old hand, or newbie to so called ‘alternative’ therapies, a lovely opportunity to scale up your high frequency, dare I say multi-dimensional, radiant wellbeing. This feels so good!

I mean of course, if you happen to have been hammering the intoxicants lately-maybe the party is over?

Because the other, unconscious expression of Neptune in your 6th, could be problematic. Maybe temptation to fully lose yourself, in any grotty lifestyle habits-to the point of serious addiction issues? Or just generally sabotaging your success, with naff distractions because suddenly overwhelmed by ennui-about what the fuq are you working towards, anyway?

Yes, this is kind of the point. Because Neptune doesn’t give a fuq about slaving away at some boring job or whatever, just for the sake of security, which is kind of an illusion. Which could temporarily throw you off balance, if you have just been chasing wealth lately? But Neptune seeks a truly meaningful sense of purpose, which transcends all that. I mean you love a bit of coin, quite rightly as the power to manifest the reality you desire. And this could be the perfect astro, with plenty of time to align your most visionary professional & lifestyle goals with right action in your daily life-to become more of a magically manifesting, force of nature than ever!

Meanwhile Mars into your 10th/brilliant career sector from April 18th is brilliant, for this kind of confidence. I mean what with Mars teasing around the cusp of your 10th, in & out of retro since November. You’ve been brewing exciting vocational plans, that have felt just out of reach thus far-frustrating much? So you are more than ready for Mars charging into your 10th mid month-until mid June. You are going to freaking love the next 2 months of clear, direct vocational momentum coming up. Even more evidence that the Scorpio success machine is on!

Then the New Moon of April 28th, with radical Uranus in your love sector- opposite Bitch Lilith in Scorpio. A fab moment to fire up the passion with a lover or partner, who matches your fierce integrity. With Venus in your romance sector, this could be fun, and actually quite promising.