AQUARIUS HOROSCOPE for APRIL 2025

AQUARIUS/AQUARIUS ASCENDANT

So, just as you’re getting the hang of Pluto fresh into Aquarius, April begins with Neptune, fresh into your 3rd house-in a sextile aspect to activate Pluto. Yes, two of the big deal planets, switching signs this year are totally joining forces…with an eagle eye on you!

I mean we’ve been talking about Pluto in Aqua for ages, now officially revealing the profound power you have to direct the course of your Destiny, with such sexy charisma. If you have the courage to face your angels & demons with full personal responsibility, to keep up with the transformative personal growth, and next level thrive, for the next 20 years. And now Neptune brings a more subtle, equally profound magic to Pluto power:

For context, Neptune has been in your 2nd house of personal values & prosperity for the last 13 years-where you most crave a real, tangible sense of security. Of course the problem is, Neptune doesn’t give a fuq about material stability-preferring to emphasise much more mystical priorities. Which to be fair, can be quite nebulous to get one’s head around. So ideally, as such a high frequency change agent you’ve been onto it-embracing a more spiritualised, creative attitude to what truly matters to you. Maybe poorer of certain illusions about predicable income etc, but vastly richer in the faith you can magically manifest whatever you need-even in fluxy circumstances. Well done you! Genuine internal locus of power right there, the better to make the most of transformative Pluto now in your sign, right?

But still, might have been a bitch if you’ve had to deal with povo/insecure situations, which can be damn draining. So permission to be thrilled, as

Neptune fuqs off from your 2nd this month…yay.

Cue Neptune into your 3rd house as April begins, where he feels much more comfortable, working his ineffable magic:

The 3rd  is all about the power of the mind, where you figure out the ideas & belief systems to focus mental energy upon, and communicate about it. As such a supremely intellectual, genuinely genius sign, all about channelling brilliant ideals & crazy innovative new perspectives, to share with the world-this is a big deal for you! Especially with healer Chiron here, for the last 7 years. Acutely aware by now, how much you cherish being authentic about the courage of your convictions.

So ideally, Neptune is about to channel such wildly high frequency, inspiring insights straight from the cosmos-to your beautifully receptive mind. Or ok, if that sounds a bit dramatic…let’s just say your intuition is becoming so aligned, with your natural wisdom. No need to overanalyse everything so much, because in any given moment, you trust your exquisitely on point gut instincts. You love this!

I mean ok, this could be kind of discombobulating initially. To the extent that, do admit, with your formidable intellect can kind of be an insufferable know-it-all at times, lol? As Neptune could bring all sorts of existential questions, about the meaning of everything, to maybe dissolve certain assumptions you were previously adamant about. So do be patient with yourself, if your state of mind feels weirdly nebulous for a while. Or certain dialogues in your life, suddenly fraught with weird misunderstandings.

Because actually this could be a beautiful thing -if you embrace a visionary, open mind to spiritual enquiry and genuine intellectual curiosity. And perhaps your communication skills become more subtle- learning to read each other’s mind in certain dialogues, or at least the empathy to appreciate one another’s point of view.

Which is totally helpful, for Mars into your love sector from April 18th, opposite Pluto in your sign. I tell you what, the passions are running high for the rest of the month! This is insanely hot, for sexy chemistry with your lover/partner-suddenly rekindling whatever magnetic attraction, brought you together in the first place. Or if dating/on the prowl-so much more likely to attract someone wildly exciting, to turn you on. The seduction vibes are off the scale, smoking intense, because dealing with a lover who is genuinely your equal, to provocatively turn one another on. I mean it’s volatile as fuq-so hopefully you enjoy a bit of a wild ride.

Also this could be seriously tricky, if certain, gnarly power dynamics suddenly reveal themselves-in any of your relating scenarios? You really want to hold your own here, in a healthy way. I mean is one thing to butt heads in a clash of egos, which will just blow up at warp speed! Maybe an opportunity to be so much more subtle about the art of war/playing emotional chess, if trying to fend off some fuqwit? Or if dealing with someone you actually care about-the courage to find a deeper connection, to ameliorate any drama? Thank you Neptune-for the spooky intuition to communicate with intelligent nuance, either way.